Dear Monsters Inc, Well, this is awkward. Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia.

December na! Nasan ka na ba Elisa?

Parent: “Well when I was your age-” Me: “WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE YOU RODE DINOSAURS!”

jasminebanate:

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables & chairs are bullies & the walls get in the way.

I Couldn’t help but notice that awesome ends with ‘me’ and ugly starts with ‘u’ :))

Parent: “Well when I was your age-” Me: “WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE YOU RODE DINOSAURS!”

Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.

I broke up with my Gym. we were not working out.